Population | 22.593 billion |
Capital | Nemnenait |
Leader | Francois Tourmont |
Faith | nothing |
Currency | pound |
Animal | turtle |
The Republic of Sel Appa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Francois Tourmont with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 22.593 billion Sel Appans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Education also on the agenda, while Industry and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nemnenait. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Sel Appan economy, worth 91.4 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,045 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
A crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sel Appa's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is nothing.
Sel Appa is ranked 178,168th in the world and 1st in Sel Appa for Most Stationary, with 81.8080379206 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sel Appa's influence in Sel Appa rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Sel Appa relocated from Osiris to Sel Appa.
- : Sel Appa founded the region Sel Appa.
- : Sel Appa changed its national leader to "Francois Tourmont".
- : Sel Appa altered its national flag.
- : Sel Appa was refounded in Osiris.
- : Sel Appa ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Sel Appa's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Sel Appa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Sel Appa's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".