The Dictatorship of Seislouhel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 1.035 billion Seislouhelians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Seislouhelian economy, worth 14.9 trillion Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,371 Platinums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seislouhel's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seislouhel is ranked 65,901^st in the world and 616^th in eta for Most Secular, with 18.42 Atheism Rate.