The Colony of Seis is a tiny, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16 million Seisians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The very strong Seisian economy, worth 1.01 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 63,377 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, bicyclists are banned from major roads, concussed eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime is relatively low. Seis's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Seis is ranked 186,753^rd in the world and 1,241^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 645.38 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.