The Show about Nothing of Seinfeld is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Larry David with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.421 billion Seinfeldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Seinfeldian economy, worth a remarkable 5,290 trillion Vandalays a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,182 Vandalays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, the rich are once again pinching pennies, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, and the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seinfeld's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Festivus.

Seinfeld is ranked 327,192^nd in the world and 39^th in Seinfeld for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.