The Show about Nothing of Seinfeld is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Larry David with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.566 billion Seinfeldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Seinfeldian economy, worth a remarkable 5,086 trillion Vandalays a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,176 Vandalays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sick Seinfeldians are hair today and gone tomorrow, organ donation is compulsory, there's nothing more Seinfeldian than revanchism, and visitors to Seinfeld are microchipped and must be escorted by a Seinfeldian soldier - even to the bathroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seinfeld's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Festivus.

Seinfeld is ranked 10,279^th in the world and 7^th in Seinfeld for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 34,220.23 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.