The Republic of Sehapur is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 702 million Sehapurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.
The thriving Sehapurian economy, worth 53.2 trillion Sehapurean dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 75,825 Sehapurean dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sehapur's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sehapur is ranked 197,001st in the world and 9th in ASEAN for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 58.39 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sehapur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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Sehapur, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
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Sehapur, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
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Sehapur, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
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Sehapur's influence in ASEAN rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
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Sehapur, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
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Sehapur, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
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Sehapur, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
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Sehapur, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
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Sehapur, being dead no longer has any benefits.


