The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 37.969 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 27,635 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,996 per year while the poor average 1,411, a ratio of 135 to 1.

The greyhound stadiums are open 24/7, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and engineers are reinventing the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedgistan is ranked 210,555^th in the world and 12^th in The Moon for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 129.74 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.