The Dictatorship of Security Bureau is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 149 million Security Bureauans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The all-consuming Security Bureauan economy, worth 15.1 trillion hammers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 101,079 hammers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 912,347 per year while the poor average 1,360, a ratio of 670 to 1.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, only persecuted professionals need apply for asylum, and the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Security Bureau's national animal is the walrus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Security Bureau is ranked 64,844^th in the world and 2^nd in Bureaucracy for Highest Average Incomes, with 101,079.33 Standard Monetary Units.