The Republic of Secundknowium is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.118 billion Secundknowiumians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idunnsdtadt Secunda. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Secundknowiumian economy, worth 247 trillion Skyrim copies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 34,839 Skyrim copies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is illegal, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Idunnsdtadt Secunda for fear of causing a fuss, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Secundknowium's national animal is the Todd Howard.

Secundknowium is ranked 265,161^st in the world and 47^th in Noneuropean Union for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.71 kickbacks per hour.