The Republic of Second Pigeon is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 6.66 billion Second Pigeonians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Second Pigeonian economy, worth 226 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,978 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Pigeon's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Second Pigeon is ranked 223,884^th in the world and 2,105^th in The catholic military orders for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 43.59 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.