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The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 216ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,412 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, young people devote their entire lives to the faith, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 216's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 216 is ranked 254,370^th in the world and 2,275^th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,166.67 Standard Monetary Units.