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Seassran

Population18.664 billion

CapitalEndch
LeaderChairman Suroth Dytefu

CurrencyChrei
Animalmouse

The House-Less Allied States of Seassran is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Suroth Dytefu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.664 billion Seassranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endch. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seassranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,617 trillion Chreis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 86,684 Chreis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day is laundry day, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and the same 18664 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Chairman Suroth Dytefu's every word on Twitcher. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Seassran's national animal is the mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Seassran is ranked 270,947th in the world and 8th in La Hira for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -10.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,022ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,743rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,460thMost Avoided: 4,466thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,684thLargest Black Market: 6,290thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,589thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,276thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,912thNudest: 11,980thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,379thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17,364thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,325thMost Devout: 18,328thLargest Populations: 21,246thHighest Economic Output: 21,567thLargest Welfare Programs: 29,306th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Seassran's influence in La Hira fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Seassran, the same 18040 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Chairman Suroth Dytefu's every word on Twitcher.
  • : Following new legislation in Seassran, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Seassran, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Seassran's influence in La Hira rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Seassran, every day is laundry day.
  • : Following new legislation in Seassran, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters.
  • : Following new legislation in Seassran, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
  • : Seassran's influence in La Hira fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Seassran's influence in La Hira rose from "Power" to "Superpower".

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