The Realm of Seans is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sean with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.137 billion Seans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hub. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sean economy, worth 470 trillion Damned Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,859 Damned Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The black market offers sweet deals, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, and "Sean got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seans's national animal is the Spirit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Seanite Paganism.

Seans is ranked 85,035^th in the world and 1^st in Lingading for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,290.72 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.