The State of Seamans Point is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.977 billion Seamans Pointers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Seamans Pointian economy, worth 721 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 72,317 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,049 per year while the poor average 12,952, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Seamans Point's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Seamans Point is ranked 142,624^th in the world and 5^th in Joint Command for Most Primitive, scoring -49.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.