The Republic of Sealendics is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister WR with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate population of 1.902 billion Sealendics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Roughs. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sealendicsian economy, worth 191 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 100,373 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sealendics's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Sealendics is ranked 207,626^th in the world and 2^nd in Cavatakia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.52 percentage of bribes refused.