The Republic of SeaKeen is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.501 billion SeaKeenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong SeaKeenian economy, worth 97.1 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,712 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 417,075 per year while the poor average 4,056, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. SeaKeen's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

SeaKeen is ranked 279,748^th in the world and 10^th in BL Nations for Largest Governments, scoring 5.83 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.