The District of Seachtar is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by privy council chairman with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.419 billion Seachtarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 13.5%.

The Seachtarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,797 juno aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Seachtar has designated District City as its capital city, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Seachtar in an international press conference, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime is relatively low. Seachtar's national animal is the quick pink fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Seachtar is ranked 237,817^th in the world and 1^st in Kuwait City for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.