Most Valuable International Artwork: 104thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 972ndHighest Economic Output: 1,100th
The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Thanks for the fish, man.
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Superb
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Sea Dolphin Lovers

Population37.27 billion

CapitalDolphinia
LeaderDolly the Dolphin

CurrencyFish
Animaldolphin

The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of Sea Dolphin Lovers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dolly the Dolphin with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 37.27 billion Sea Dolphin Loversians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolphinia. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sea Dolphin Loversian economy, worth a remarkable 7,785 trillion Fish a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,887 Fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and regional governors use national law books as toilet paper. Crime is almost non-existent. Sea Dolphin Lovers's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sea Dolphin Lovers is ranked 89,219th in the world and 5th in Israel for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,774.1 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 104thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 972ndHighest Economic Output: 1,100thMost Stationary: 1,172ndLargest Populations: 1,318thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,345thLargest Mining Sector: 1,932ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,086thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,109thSmartest Citizens: 2,322ndLargest Black Market: 2,347thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,987thMost Developed: 3,175thRudest Citizens: 3,391stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,239thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,368thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,542ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,637thLargest Retail Industry: 5,861stMost Inclusive: 6,073rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,211thMost Influential: 6,368thHighest Average Incomes: 6,625thHighest Food Quality: 7,401stLargest Governments: 8,148thMost Cultured: 8,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,093rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,347thMost Secular: 12,654thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,492ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,709thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,581stNicest Citizens: 15,807thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,967thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,739thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,743rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,578thHighest Drug Use: 25,650th
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, the government has swiped left on the whole internet.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Sea Dolphin Loversians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.

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