The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of Sea Dolphin Lovers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dolly the Dolphin with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 37.27 billion Sea Dolphin Loversians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolphinia. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sea Dolphin Loversian economy, worth a remarkable 7,785 trillion Fish a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,887 Fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and regional governors use national law books as toilet paper. Crime is almost non-existent. Sea Dolphin Lovers's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sea Dolphin Lovers is ranked 89,219^th in the world and 5^th in Israel for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,774.1 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.