The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of Sea Dolphin Lovers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dolly the Dolphin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.034 billion Sea Dolphin Loversians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolphinia. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sea Dolphin Loversian economy, worth a remarkable 9,451 trillion Fish a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 230,322 Fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime is almost non-existent. Sea Dolphin Lovers's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sea Dolphin Lovers is ranked 3,980^th in the world and 1^st in Israel for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,642.84 pounds of wildlife per square mile.