The Stupidly Goofy World of SDIYBT is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Soggy Cat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.315 billion SDIYBTians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sogboro. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SDIYBTian economy, worth 203 trillion Poker Chips a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,693 Poker Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SDIYBT's national animal is the Spongebob, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sogism.

SDIYBT is ranked 85,773^rd in the world and 1^st in Bellumburgh for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,139.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.