The Kingdom of Scuba Cat is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 219 million Scuba Cats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.5%.

The strong Scuba Catian economy, worth 14.9 trillion Scubas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,981 Scubas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,699 per year while the poor average 14,129, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, Scuba Cat City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and Scuba Catian actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Scuba Cat's national animal is the Scuba Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scuba Cat is ranked 88,759^th in the world and 81^st in Empire of Great Britain for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 45,207.84 Standard Monetary Units.