The Nutoctatic kingdom of Scratlantis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scratus the great with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 4.242 billion Scratlantidans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.9%.

The powerhouse Scratlantidan economy, worth 361 trillion Acorn leaves a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,166 Acorn leaves, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, Scratlantis successfully hosted the Scratlantis Olympics, Scratus the great can cry on demand, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Scratlantis's national animal is the Scrattus Nuttus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The philosophy of the acorn.

Scratlantis is ranked 198,358^th in the world and 1^st in Scratlantis for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.21 on the Bus Surprisal Index.