The Dictatorship of ScrambiddlyBongdoogle is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 823 million ScrambiddlyBongdooglies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the rather filthy place. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The strong ScrambiddlyBongdooglan economy, worth 86.7 trillion scrams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,289 scrams, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time ScrambiddlyBongdooglan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ScrambiddlyBongdoogle's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ScrambiddlyBongdoogle is ranked 25,493^rd in the world and 65^th in Concord for Most Beautiful Environments, with 901.34 pounds of wildlife per square mile.