The Confederacy of Scottie is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program. The quiet, industrious population of 5.167 billion Scottieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Scottiean economy, worth 242 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,826 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Teachers regularly paddle unruly students, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, and soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scottie's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Scottie is ranked 202,496th in the world and 4th in tankies for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Scottie, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
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Scottie, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up.
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Scottie, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
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Scottie, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
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Scottie, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.
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Scottie, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
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Scottie, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
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Scottie, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.
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Scottie, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
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Scottie, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
