The Republic of Scotland usae is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.072 billion Scotland usaeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The strong Scotland usaean economy, worth 135 trillion Scottish pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 33,283 Scottish pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, Scotland usaean scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, Leader has just been declared ruler of Scotland usae in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is a problem. Scotland usae's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Scotland usae is ranked 266,526^th in the world and 6^th in Freelands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 10,621.52 Standard Monetary Units.