The Granpanaman Backwater of Scotia Flow is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the eternal spirit of Simón Bolívar with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 15.435 billion Panamans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Panamá. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Panaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,826 trillion reals a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,345 reals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, the people's love for the eternal spirit of Simón Bolívar is little more than self-preservation, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scotia Flow's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Scotia Flow is ranked 312,424^th in the world and 12^th in Pax Britannia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.