The Philosophical Pop-Tarts of Scnerpixie is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Rachy with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.827 billion Scnerpixieans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deplorablaux. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The very strong Scnerpixiean economy, worth 776 trillion Pecunias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,752 Pecunias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, netizens fiercely argue over who loves Queen Rachy more, and the roundel of the Scnerpixiean Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scnerpixie's national animal is the Garden Gnome, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is RATstafarian Rodent Worship.

Scnerpixie is ranked 42,973^rd in the world and 2^nd in A Caelo Usque Ad Centrum for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.