The Philosophical Pop-Tarts of Scnerpixie is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Rachy with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.395 billion Scnerpixieans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deplorablaux. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The very strong Scnerpixiean economy, worth 725 trillion Pecunias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,406 Pecunias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, there's a bright dawn ahead for Scnerpixie, and Queen Rachy shot first. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scnerpixie's national animal is the Garden Gnome, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is RATstafarian Rodent Worship.

Scnerpixie is ranked 257,432^nd in the world and 2^nd in A Caelo Usque Ad Centrum for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.77 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.