The Federation of Scientocrastan is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.843 billion Scientocrastanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scientocracity. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scientocrastanian economy, worth 294 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,745 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury Minister's valet handles the crass business of public money, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and all facts are created equal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Scientocrastan's national animal is the orangutan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scientocrastan is ranked 10,973^rd in the world and 4^th in The Apolean Frontiers for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 397.89 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.