The Federation of Scientocrastan is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.368 billion Scientocrastanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scientocracity. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scientocrastanian economy, worth 359 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,647 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, universities spend millions removing ivy from their walls to avoid accusations of elitism, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scientocrastan's national animal is the orangutan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scientocrastan is ranked 11,491^st in the world and 3^rd in The Apolean Frontiers for Smartest Citizens, with 89.73 quips per hour.