The Federation of Scientist is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Director with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.11 billion Scientists are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lab. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scientistian economy, worth a remarkable 1,706 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,280 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs Scientistian government policy, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and Scientist's citizens often wander into each other's homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scientist's national animal is the Lab Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Scientific Skepticism.

Scientist is ranked 1,002^nd in the world and 1^st in Science for Most Secular, with 99.15 Atheism Rate.