The Federation of Scientist is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Director with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.951 billion Scientists are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lab. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scientistian economy, worth a remarkable 1,664 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 185,930 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The black market offers sweet deals, people talk about things being better when men were men, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and Scientistian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scientist's national animal is the Lab Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Scientific Skepticism.

Scientist is ranked 65,535^th in the world and 2^nd in Science for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,560.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.