The Confederation of Schweiz is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.914 billion Schweizians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Schweizian economy, worth 867 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 97,307 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, scrapyards are filled with Leader's face, the internet has been placed under government control, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schweiz's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Schweiz is ranked 64,216th in the world and 1st in Switzerland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 148.67 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Schweiz, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in
Schweiz, the internet has been placed under government control.
- : Following new legislation in
Schweiz, scrapyards are filled with Leader's face.
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Schweiz, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers.
- : Following new legislation in
Schweiz, there's nothing more Schweizian than revanchism.
- : Following new legislation in
Schweiz, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
- : Following new legislation in
Schweiz, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
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Schweiz, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
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Schweiz, gamblers often find their stakes burnt.
- : Following new legislation in
Schweiz, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Schweizian Liberator".





