Largest Populations: 712thMost Stationary: 771stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,564th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
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Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
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Schultaria Prime

Population39.97 billion

CapitalSchultaria Prime

CurrencyMerlon
AnimalHawk

The United Socialist States of Schultaria Prime is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 39.97 billion Schultarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schultaria Prime. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Schultarian economy, worth a remarkable 6,486 trillion Merlons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,287 Merlons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime is totally unknown. Schultaria Prime's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Schultaria Prime is ranked 5,636th in the world and 11th in Gholgoth for Smartest Citizens, with 120.89 quips per hour.

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Largest Populations: 712thMost Stationary: 771stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,564thHighest Economic Output: 1,614thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,622ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,283rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,741stMost Developed: 5,055thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,130thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,268thLargest Mining Sector: 5,530thSmartest Citizens: 5,636thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,631stMost Inclusive: 6,877thMost Influential: 7,311thLargest Governments: 7,690thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,131stSafest: 8,455thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,040thNicest Citizens: 9,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,114thMost Cultured: 10,389thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,086thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,173rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,333rdNudest: 11,360thHighest Food Quality: 11,730thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,779thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,061stHighest Average Incomes: 12,581stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,854thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,990thMost Income Equality: 14,752ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,816thMost Secular: 15,263rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,629thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,501stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,936thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,015thHealthiest Citizens: 21,069thHighest Drug Use: 22,304th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schultaria Prime's influence in Gholgoth fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Schultaria Prime's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Schultaria Prime was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Schultaria Prime was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Schultaria Prime was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Schultaria Prime was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Schultaria Prime was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Schultaria Prime was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Schultaria Prime's influence in Gholgoth fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Schultaria Prime's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".

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