The Sächsische Union of Schone is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Friedrich IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.914 billion Schonen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dabora-Lüdwitz-Stadt. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Schonisch economy, worth a remarkable 2,068 trillion Kronentalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 232,003 Kronentalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dabora-Lüdwitz-Stadt moves with the times, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, all facts are created equal, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schone's national animal is the Adler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christentum.

Schone is ranked 57,375^th in the world and 1^st in Sachsen und Ostfalen for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,758.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.