The Jingoistic States of Schevia is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 216 million Schevians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The strong Schevian economy, worth 10.8 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 50,008 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cars are banned, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, Harry Potter books are banned, and the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schevia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Schevia is ranked 66,515^th in the world and 3^rd in Micemese for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 9.78 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.