The Russian Federation of Schestob is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imran Zakhaev with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.833 billion Russians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 3,632 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 215,816 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 644,559 per year while the poor average 56,548, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, Imran Zakhaev's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and it's not mass murder when the government does it. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Schestob's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Schestob is ranked 286,074^th in the world and 760^th in Carcassonne for Most Primitive, scoring -461.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.