Most Pacifist: 9thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9thLowest Crime Rates: 13th
The Disputed Territories of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Influence
Power
Drink Procurement
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Schala

Population17.869 billion

CapitalRoyal Slave Dungeon
LeaderPrincess
FaithObedience

CurrencyWhip
Animalsparkle pony

The Disputed Territories of Schala is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Princess with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 17.869 billion Schalans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Slave Dungeon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Enslaved economy, worth a remarkable 6,554 trillion Whips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 366,803 Whips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schala's national animal is the sparkle pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Obedience.

Schala is ranked 41st in the world and 1st in The Slave Guilds for Best Weather, with 2,637 meters of sunlight.

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Most Pacifist: 9thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9thLowest Crime Rates: 13thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17thMost Beautiful Environments: 28thNicest Citizens: 34thMost Developed: 36thBest Weather: 41stLongest Average Lifespans: 43rdHealthiest Citizens: 66thHighest Food Quality: 68thHighest Average Tax Rates: 92ndMost Advanced Public Education: 106thMost Corrupt Governments: 110thMost Inclusive: 116thLargest Governments: 124thSmartest Citizens: 146thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 167thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 169thMost Cultured: 174thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 205thMost Devout: 211thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 240thLargest Welfare Programs: 367thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 429thMost Efficient Economies: 560thMost Advanced Public Transport: 633rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 649thMost Subsidized Industry: 838thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,041stHighest Average Incomes: 1,247thHighest Economic Output: 1,540thTop
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Most Stationary: 4,075thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,265thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,989thMost Influential: 9,439thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,463rdMost Authoritarian: 16,052nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schala, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Schala was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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