The Most Serene Republic of Scammers is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 487 million Scammers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enikora. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The all-consuming Scammersian economy, worth 47.4 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 97,300 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, discarded pennies litter the streets, and unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scammers's national animal is the TeamViewer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Scammers is ranked 195,424^th in the world and 8^th in Scammington for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -2.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.