
| Population | 3.495 billion |
| Capital | StoreCity |
| Leader | The Execubot |
| Faith | Consumerism |
| Currency | credit |
| Animal | bat |
The SinCorp Subsidiary of SC07 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Execubot with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.495 billion workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of StoreCity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Corporate economy, worth 571 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,483 credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 585,914 per year while the poor average 32,714, a ratio of 17.9 to 1.
Military barracks resemble five-star hotels, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SC07's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Consumerism.
SC07 is ranked 12,498th in the world and 3rd in StoreCorp for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 38,690.91 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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SC07 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Accessible and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies and Most Advanced Public Education.
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SC07, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
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SC07, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in
SC07, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in
SC07, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
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SC07 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Accessible.
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SC07, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
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SC07, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
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SC07, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced.
- : Following new legislation in
SC07, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.

















































