The Semiconnection States of Savanni is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.208 billion Savannians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberyanna. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Savanni economy, worth a remarkable 2,126 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,978 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Savanni's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Savanni is ranked 18,827^th in the world and 3^rd in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Most Developed, scoring 87.15 on the Human Development Index.