The Federation of Saturns is a tiny, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8 million Saturnsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The very strong Saturnsian economy, worth 482 billion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,318 Rubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,602 per year while the poor average 4,717, a ratio of 75.6 to 1.

Public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Saturns's national animal is the Me, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Saturns is ranked 148,060^th in the world and 6^th in Supa Squad for Safest, scoring 62.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.