The Community of Saticner is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.299 billion Saticnerians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Saticnerian economy, worth 199 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 153,301 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 901,221 per year while the poor average 12,152, a ratio of 74.2 to 1.

A certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs, and industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Saticner's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Saticner is ranked 311,084^th in the world and 409^th in Bozarkia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.