The No14 BassPro Shops Chevrolet of Satans Trampoline is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sumo Rabbit with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.625 billion Tony Stewart fans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satans Trampoline City. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Satans Trampolinean economy, worth a remarkable 9,333 trillion weebles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,966 weebles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 953,285 per year while the poor average 31,834, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.

Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satans Trampoline's national animal is the metal duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Apocalyptic Lawnmowerism.

Satans Trampoline is ranked 1,839^th in the world and 3^rd in Viking Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 148.01 law-abiding acts per hour.