The No14 BassPro Shops Chevrolet of Satans Trampoline is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sumo Rabbit with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 47.921 billion Tony Stewart fans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satans Trampoline City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Satans Trampolinean economy, worth an astonishing 10,514 trillion weebles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,422 weebles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 957,350 per year while the poor average 31,779, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, Satans Trampolinean farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, and talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satans Trampoline's national animal is the metal duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Apocalyptic Lawnmowerism.

Satans Trampoline is ranked 323,855^th in the world and 3^rd in Viking Europe for Least Corrupt Governments, with 31.94 percentage of bribes refused.