The Republic of Satanist- is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The cynical population of 4.083 billion Satanist-ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Satanist-ian economy, worth 366 trillion boygeniuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,732 boygeniuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, research grant proposals read like political diatribes, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satanist-'s national animal is the boygenius, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satanist- is ranked 101,338^th in the world and 1^st in oNlYwRoNgIdEaS for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 44.28 on the Kitten Softness Rating.