The Kingdom of Satanic Kingdom is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.506 billion Damned Souls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pentagram. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The powerhouse Satanic Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,231 trillion Sins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 212,422 Sins, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Watching shooting stars is Damned Souls' number two favorite pastime, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satanic Kingdom's national animal is the Baphomet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanic Theocracy.

Satanic Kingdom is ranked 320,388^th in the world and 2^nd in Satan for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -58 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.