The United Socialist States of SASFR is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 455 million Soviets are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.3%.

The very strong SASFRian economy, worth 30.8 trillion Adams a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 67,716 Adams, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, and SASFR has designated SASFR City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SASFR's national animal is the Russian Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

SASFR is ranked 270,651^st in the world and 9^th in The Polygonium for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.57 percentage of bribes refused.