The Üch Khanate of Sariuthran is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Bird population. The hard-working population of 7.019 billion Sariuthranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The Sariuthranian economy, worth 309 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,038 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sariuthran's national animal is the Bird.

Sariuthran is ranked 123,760^th in the world and 6^th in Arkonos for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.81 on the Bus Surprisal Index.