The Matriarchy of Sari Kaniraya is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sari Kaniraya with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-working, humorless population of 25.998 billion Kanirayas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Master Bedroom. The average income tax rate is 47.7%.

The strong Kanirayan economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion peris a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,492 peris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sari Kaniraya's national animal is the zwilnik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Way of Sari Kaniraya.

Sari Kaniraya is ranked 118,814^th in the world and 6^th in Rireinu for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.8 kickbacks per hour.