The Republic of Sares Cople is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.712 billion Sares Copleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sares Coplean economy, worth 121 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,978 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government forces Sares Copleans to eat their vegetables, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sares Cople's national animal is the aplix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sares Cople is ranked 42,740^th in the world and 208^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 105.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.