The Republic of Sardarav is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.676 billion Sardaravis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sersarad. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sardaravi economy, worth 77.6 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 28,991 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Sardarav, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sardarav's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sardarav is ranked 12,209^th in the world and 1^st in Osagh for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.26 percentage of bribes refused.