The Principality of Sarazinis is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Dalai Froggy with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.409 billion Sarazinisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llama. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarazinisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,556 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,396 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, misbehaving Frogs deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarazinis's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tibetan Frog Worship.

Sarazinis is ranked 192,155^th in the world and 239^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 60.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.