The Republic of Saranem is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.365 billion Saranemians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The thriving Saranemian economy, worth 720 trillion triqs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 76,914 triqs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,999 per year while the poor average 17,219, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Saranem's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Saranem is ranked 219,438^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Chad for Smartest Citizens, with 23.34 quips per hour.