The Matriarchy of Sarah Silverman is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sarah Silverman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.662 billion Jewishes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haifa. The average income tax rate is 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarah Silvermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,658 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 355,653 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, the new hit series "Sarah Silverman's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sarah Silverman's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Judaism.

Sarah Silverman is ranked 266,121^st in the world and 68^th in Goddess White for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.64 law-abiding acts per hour.