The Grand Duchy of Sapticrityland is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 945 million Sapticritylandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Citadel. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sapticritylandian economy, worth 116 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,777 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Businessmen behave differently if their supervisor is watching, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapticrityland's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sapticrityland is ranked 94,440^th in the world and 282^nd in Council of Asia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,124.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.